An astonishingly timely hotel concept launches today with the opening of the first 7 hotels in the newborn X-Hotels™ chain. This infant in the worldwide hospitality scene is expected to grow fast – there will be 30 X-Hotels open within 6 months and brand-linked cafes and restaurants under the X-Presso™ and X-Delectable™ names will start appearing on every continent by year’s end.
After the record breaking success of 5 Star Raft Hotels (only one problem occurred with a 5 Star Raft Hotel that is still un-tethered and floating in a non-constant elliptical pattern in the south China seas) X-Hotels chairman and CEO Goodnight Sleep will preside over the launch today which will be screened live at Wi-Max cinemas worldwide (3D glasses provided).
A revolutionary and discriminatory pricing system will use data gained from customer’s internet search preferences to fix a price that the Psycho-Pricing™ system shows they will at that moment, be willing to pay. No more crude REV PAR and revenue management systems. Where one guest is “happy” to pay 300 dollars another may pay only 37 all the way on up to the X-Presidential Suites – that’s what they’ll be quoted. Prices might vary for these 400 square meter dens of luxury and convenience, from 200 to 357,000 dollars per night.
In most cases check-in will take place after each guest has been amply welcomed at the hotel bar – experience shows that this “conditions” guests to be a bit more free-spending, thus agreeing to a higher per night room price.
Rooms will all be equipped with rainforest™ shower heads to give a “real meaty shower” avoiding the dribbling faucet experience justified in a lot of feverishly eco-obsessed hotels today.
X-shaped pools improve swim-flow during peak swimming hours.
A new active social policy from X-Hotels means we won’t charge any sales taxes, VAT or hotel taxes – we just don’t charge them, we don’t believe in them. So we take care of squeezing this money back out of the politicians so you don’t have to pay it when you stay at an X-Hotel, why should you?
With an XtraFast™ growth strategy, the chain is expected to quickly become the world’s first “Too Big to Fail” hotel chain and part of the pitch to investors has been this very approach and the top goal to find its own way to benefit from Geithner/Bernanke-Care.
Modeled on the original English pub system of Public bar and Lounge bar – X-Hotels will be designed to operate well in areas of the world where rival warlords would never be seen drinking together….from Check-in counter and lobby areas, to cafes, restaurants and bars there will be “two sides” to everything – designed by renegade UN peacekeeping officials-turned-architects.
Why the name “X-Hotels”? CEO Goodnight Sleep says “it’s obvious really, X is the next letter available in the one letter brand market and we decided on a name that’s easy to remember, write and say – or at least have fun trying. Also we decided to take it before anyone else got there”.
We will also theme some elements of each country’s X-Hotels to provide the ideal haven, For example in the UK guests will be able to enjoy the total lack of surveillance cameras and also be provided with dummy camera toys in case withdrawal symptoms set in. In the USA “no change” zones will be provided to offer peace and quiet and a chance to really relax in the Homeland.
In the larger X-Hotel Resorts there’s a new Gordon Brown room for those who wish to be on a deprived diet or think “pain and suffering, guilt and misery are good for longevity”. Specialist misery therapists will give you the best “reduction and deterioration” treatment anywhere.
These larger leisure properties will also have an Obama-Care™ Spa Courtyard and Lounge offering a self service set of therapies (had to be self-service because no doctor or qualified professional was willing to appear within the walls of this new offering) . The Deluxe X-massage Self-Massage can only be imagined!
Proof of the future success for X-Hotels is seen in the large number of enthusiastic TripAdvisor reviews prior to the opening of the first hotel.
The first 7 X-Hotels:
X-Hotel Bleeker street, Manhattan
X-Hotel Adobe, Santa Fe, NM
X-Hotel Monterey Bay, CA
X-Hotel Miraflores, Lima, Peru
X-Hotel Leicester Square, London
X-Hotel Ronda , Andalucia, Spain
X-Hotel, Kano, Nigeria
In July the X-Hotel Rangoon will bring luxury back to Burma.
A NASDAQ listing is planned for early April 2011
X-Hotels™ = Xceptional Xhilarating Xciting and Xtraordinary™
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X-HOTELS
For further details contact (On 1st April 2010):
Frank Opignon – press, push and pull
Eggs Welldone – commercial contracts
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“Oh mother come and meet me now…” Mother’s Day
Mother’s Day
Happy
Holiday
Bring her together with the rest of the family – a family gathering in a beautiful place
Now’s the time for a family get-together in Crete >
http://www.crete-hotels-rooms.com/Reservations/Family_gatherings/index.htm
Samaria Gorge – longest canyon in Europe – open for hiking
The 15 kilometre long Samaria Gorge (Europe”s longest) is open for walking.
For the rest of the story on Crete see http://www.CreteTravel.com
And for hotels in Chania where you can stay as a base for walking the Samaria gorge >
Chania Hotels
The New 5 Star Raft Hotels group launches
We are delighted to announce the first of our new hotel brand – “5 Star Raft Elafonisi Crete”.
5 Star Raft will build and float super-luxury wood raft floating hotels. The first is the 5 Star Raft Elafonisi Crete. The new hotel phenomenon will be rolled out with hotels around the USA, Hawaii, The Falklands, Australia and Greece over the next six months for a fast-accumulating total of 112 hotels. After that another 375 5 Star Raft Hotels will open every 7 months.
Most will offer 75 “Deep-Luxury” dream suites, according to Overt Symptom the company’s president of operations and expansion.
Creating a new market, a new level of sophistication, service, luxury and sense of movement.
The demand for the vacation that “does everything” and suits the whole family, and confers bragging rights for inclusion in the “best holiday destination in the world” category, is increasing.
Few want to risk the expense of a once in a lifetime “luxury beyond luxury” vacation in today’s financial madhouse if by being stuck in one place, the very experience could be compromised by a deterioration in the location of a hotel…by changes in the surrounding landscape, or even weather.
5 Star Raft ® solves all problems, in fact it eliminates them. For example the 5 Star Raft Elafonisi Crete only stays in Elafonisi if the weather is good and the area is not too crowded.
If it rains the hotel sails to better climes, if it gets crowded it sails to a quieter bay.
If you wish to arrange a large family gathering vacation or a corporate retreat, just book the whole raft and we will bring the 5 Star Raft Hotel to a port near you.
5 Star Raft combines the romance of drifting on a raft with luxury that could only have been dreamed of:
- Teak wood floating virtual city – with nightly performances of world-standard operas, concerts, rap artists, poetry readings along with circus performers, movie premieres, and many more.
- A selection of 20 of the world’s best restaurants including Marine Puch’s, WaterBucks café, The Water Ivy, Floating Sushi, SoftShoeMama’s, Taglietelle Delight, RandomSteaks, DriftwoodCanapes, TheFloatingChampagneFlute, WhichWayWasabe, Ming’sDishes, CaptainAhab’sCatchItIfYouCan and more.
- 3 Members of staff for every guest – and the exclusive “ChangeThatOne” feature which means if you don’t like your waiter…change him and choose another, if the bartender won’t laugh at your jokes…call in your own substitute ‘tender’
- Make your time useful and educational – all 5 Star Raft hotels are stocked with at least 59 university professors chosen for their expertise, usually department heads from Stanford, Harvard, South Carolina Tech, Oxford, Cambridge, Beijing Institute of research and even the Falkland Island’s own Professor of economics – all waiting to give a lecture, a debate, personal coaching and tuition.
- Unique to the hotels is the sense-sensor ® fuelled by 73 high powered computer servers, after being injected with the Mood and Feeling intravenous submarine detector on check in…we will know exactly what you want, when you want it, whatever it is. And with our worldwide “what are they gonna’ want next?” network, you’ll never wait for more than 2 minutes 23 seconds for what you feel like doing, to be what you are doing! Think of that!
There is one thing that might be considered limiting about the 5 Star Raft Hotel concept (we are working to overcome this) – at the moment you can only book up to noon on April 1, 2009 because there’s a storm brewing around the 5 Star Raft booking center and we just can’t keep the internet and phone connecting wires plugged in after that time.
5 Star Raft Hotels – ready to float!
An April diversion of SuperbGreece.com and CreteTravel.com
Been to great places in Crete – want to go again, but it’s got to be cheaper?
(But you don’t want to stay in a grotty dive)
Well…look at the new “under 80 Euros” selection.
Great little places at easily affordable prices -
the best experience, that great light, warm sun,
feeling good for less!
Go, see, enjoy, stay for under 80 Euros or less >
http://www.crete-hotels-rooms.com/Reservations/Less_than_80/index.htm
Tasty Lamb and the birthplace of Zeus
With Valentine’s day coming up…
A recipe for Lamb you might prepare for your love >
http://tinyurl.com/cc642g
A new theory on the birthplace of Zeus >
http://tinyurl.com/bma4zj
With the latter if you vote for Crete as being the birthplace of Zeus, then to stay in a great small hotel while exploring the signs of mythology in Crete see >
www.Crete-Hotels-Rooms.com
but
If you vote for Arcadia > www.SuperbGreece.com will help you find that ideal hotel (try Dimitsana )
Of course even better and highly recommended (!) – visit both !
Many traveling from Canada, the USA, Australia, China, Argentina, South Africa to Greece, fly via another country on the way.
What to do about a hotel there, or at the airport, before catching that onward flight to Greece?
The new way, find a hotel, quick and easy, all price levels – http://www.BookNrun.com
Look at a map of Crete – specially designed by our team – see where we offer hotels or villas and what they are like – right there on the map!
Seeing is believing ! You’ve got to, you must see this >
http://www.crete-hotels-rooms.com/Reservations/Help/Crete_map.htm
Let me know if you see this news we sent the world’s press recently, about our Santorini hotels and our Santorini guide – or better still the information may help you in an article you would like to write:
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2008/01/prweb641161.htm
Or if you want to see the hotels here they are in all their glory and all their romance:
http://www.superbgreece.com/Santorini/hotels.htm
You know it’s not easy choosing the hotel to stay at in one of the world’s “must-visit” places – let SuperbGreece.com help you ! Make it the best trip it can be.











